Young Kiefer is probably my favourite little boy and son of a friend. This might also be the worst thing I have ever said. ANYWAY it's his birthday and this is his party at The Naked Finn (it's the name of his father's restaurant I SWEAR).
We have a tonne of Nerf guns. Naturally we're gonna have a shootout.
No kid is left out of the action.
Not even this one.
Or me.
Nerf war outside of legit art galleries? Yeah we totally started a thing.
So we'll definitely reward ourselves for a great day.
There's even food and drinks? Sorry, did I mention this was a restaurant and we had a birthday party? OF COURSE WE HAVE FOOD AND DRINKS.
AND CAKE. GLORIOUS. WONDERFUL. CAKE. CAKE! ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT CAKE AND MY BANKSY SOLDIER TOY, ARE YOU?!?!?! I CAN'T EVEN!!!
I think Kiefer had a happy birthday.
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